Let’s Clear Up a Few Things!

Yes, I am, ONCE AGAIN, on a rant! There are a few issues that have come up recently, which I have found VERY DAMNED annoying and deem it necessary to clear up….and yes, I realize I am probably wasting my time, because the idiots STILL WON’T GET IT! However, a-ranting I will go, nonetheless.

1) No, you DO NOT know me from public tweets!!!! So nice of you to have read so many and think you’ve got me figured out, but I guarantee that those who HAVE gotten to know, OFF OF TWITTER, will tell you that you are incredibly FAR OFF THE MARK! If you’re in doubt of this, then please, feel free to read through my timeline….you’ll find a lot of times where I’ve tweeted opinions that are apparently the opposite of one another….go ahead, make sense of it, I dare you!

I am a writer, it is what I do, I’ve been doing it for many years now and YES, I’ve been published and paid for my work. Stirring up some controversy to get people talking or making up something and seeing how people react is WHAT A WRITER DOES! It doesn’t matter if it’s on a blog, in a book or on a social media website, our minds ARE ALWAYS churning out ideas….’tis the nature of the beast!

2) Just for the record, I would like to state I AM NOT LOOKING FOR A RELATIONSHIP! Being newly divorced and having duly analyzed myself and my experiences, I’ve decided that, basically, I SUCK AT RELATIONSHIPS! They make no sense to me and I don’t know why anyone bothers, far too many strings, infinite complications and need we discuss the drama???? As I recently told someone:

“A living GPS system that keeps track of every breath IS NOT MY IDEA OF FUN!”

Why can’t people just have fun and enjoy each other, without all the bullshit? If you’re consenting adults, what others think is right DOES NOT mean a damn thing, what works for you, however, DOES!

Those who HAVE gotten to know me well have already figured this out, but being my cohorts in crime, they are always nice enough to play along with my madness. Just as an example, I came up with a random tweet one evening about looking for a Knight in Shining Armor….OMG, I can’t even count how many people took it seriously. Umm….so yeah, out of curiosity I had to take it further just to see what would happen. I am sure some of you have see the Twitsingles tweets, as well as the Hunkwanted ones. I’m NOT EVEN going to get into some of the craziness I’ve experienced from these.

I would, however, like to point out that if you PAY ATTENTION, I removed all said junk from my blog.(…..hmmm…nah, there COULDN’T be a reason for that, NO WAY!) I left up the items concerning people who are legitimately looking, but I really did not want to mislead the dazed and confused that were taking my stuff seriously. I’ve also been tweeting that I’m unavailable and want to be left alone…..for those of you who just assumed there was a person who was the reason for it, well yeah, that’s been great fun, too and I’ve enjoyed playing along.

As for anything else, well those in the know, know and everyone else is SHIT OUT OF LUCK!

3) NO! I am NOT your personal work-from-home consultant and I CAN NOT find you a job! I DO NOT stuff envelopes NOR do I sell stupid lame shit on Ebay, okay? NOW STOP DMing me about!

4) Once my mind is made up, lecturing me about and trying to convince me that I will change it “at the right time” or “when love takes you by surprise” WILL ONLY SERVE TO PISS ME OFF!

That said and going right in line with #2:

I WILL NOT EVER MARRY AGAIN, to try to say otherwise, you are REALLY wasting your breath or typing skills.
And no, this has NOTHING to do with being jaded, it has to do with stupidity, I learned long ago that you are NOT supposed to repeat your mistakes, you’re supposed to learn from them. I freely admit there are good men out there, THERE JUST AREN’T MANY OF THEM!

On another note, A WOMAN DOES NOT NEED A MAN TO SURVIVE, NOR DOES A MAN NEED A WOMAN! Some people really need to learn that it is NOT an awful experience to be alone….try getting to know and learning to like YOURSELF!

LOVE…as in the romantic, fall in love type…No, I DON’T BELIEVE IN IT and, once again, to try and convince me otherwise is just DAMNED annoying. Leave me alone and go read your Harlequin novels.

5) Just a few small notes in this one, to the women in my stream:

A) Quit sitting around waiting for your Knight in Shining Armor…HE IS NOT GOING TO FALL IN YOUR LAP! GEEZ!

B) If you are an adult, especially if you have children of your own, you should realize by now that wanting a man to woo and romance you is RIDICULOUS! Let’s grow-up and get practical here, you can’t expect him to pick you up at your parent’s door, with flowers!!

C) PUT THE DAMN TOILET SEAT DOWN YOURSELF AND GET OVER IT! It’s not that hard! Why in the hell is this worth so much nagging, arguing and making a man feel like shit? By the time you’re done bitching, you could have done it yourself 100 times over!

I’m sure I’ll update this rant later, as I think of more, but I feel I’ve covered the basics for now!